Dear Ophelia,

I understand you are having boy trouble. It's common among teenagers so don't worry yourself to much. Although it may seem like a polemic topic it isn't really that much of a problem at all. Boys are noxious beings but not all of them are the same. You must choose wisely. I'm sure you are a resplendent young lady and any boy would be lucky to have you. Now, if you feel the right one is Hamlet then go for it. If he's the one that makes you go into that rare state of euphoria then he's worth it. Love can sometimes be seen as an impasse for one cannot escape it once one has fallen into it. No vendetta can possibly defeat love. It doesn't matter what size the grudge may be. Your brother has a different perspective from what you are telling me. He doesn't see what a flamboyant young man Hamlet is. These fervid feelings you have for Hamlet must be fulfilled and being with him will bring you that self-fulfillment. Your gargantuan love is all you need to overcome any obstacle no matter how big it may be. Kudos to you for having the courage to share this with the world.

Best of luck,
Liz